A fill-in-the-blank resume for your job and internship hunt
Are you too lazy to make your own resume but think you're up for the responsibilities of a real job or internship? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt has the remedy for you. Read more »
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Care packages are necessary for the average student’s survival
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann writes a letter to her parents explaining why she desperately needs a care package. Read more »
An article about procrastination that I procrastinated
From starting the night before to turning the piece in late, see what goes through Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt’s mind as he writes about procrastinating. Read more »
How to dress up for Halloween if you have the mumps
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann explains that the mumps don't have to hold you back from a creative Halloween costume. Read more »
A roast of every Syracuse University student organization
Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt tells it like it is when it comes to SU’s campus student organizations. Read more »
The true culprits giving Syracuse University students a low bank account balance
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann reveals what Syracuse University students are wasting their money on and how they can lower their spending. Read more »
The Lucas Brothers and T.J. Miller delivered laughs during Homecoming Weekend
The comedians took over Goldstein Auditorium for University Union and Traditions Commission’s 2017 comedy night. Read more »
Day drinking is just plain old weird, even at Syracuse University
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann gives you a play-by-play of exactly why day-drinking is so unnatural, even at a party school like Syracuse University. Read more »
To all Juice Jam veterans: You are not alone in your indifference about going this weekend
Think Juice Jam is going to be one of the greatest nights of your life? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt is here to tell you the shocking truth of a disappointing afternoon on Syracuse University's South Campus. Read more »
A stolen first draft of a campus construction update from Pete Sala
Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was able to hack into Pete Sala’s email and steal a first draft of one of his construction updates. Here’s what the chief facilities officer had to say. Read more »
Syracuse University parking email chain is the group chat nobody wanted
Syracuse University sent back-to-back messages regarding parking, but humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was more disappointed that students were actually responding to the listserv. Read more »
Feinblatt: Don't get lost in Syracuse's ride-hailing hype — taxis are still the way to go
It's been a long wait for ride-hailing services to get to New York, but this columnist doesn't think the service will be too beneficial. Read more »
Feinblatt: Visiting high school reminds college students why they were so eager to get out
Visiting high school is a classic pastime for many college students returning to their hometown. But going back to the old days isn't all it's cracked up to be, writes Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt. Read more »
'SOS 610: Post-Graduation': 1 last course to teach you about life after graduation
Humor columnist Patty Terhune presents a syllabus to help you figure out what to do in the real world after graduation. Read more »
Seniors look forward to months of post-graduation nothingness
Many wonderful seniors are graduating in the upcoming weeks, but what do they have to look forward to at their ceremony? How about after they get that diploma? Read more »
Choose Your Own Adventure: Mayfest
Humor columnist Patty Terhune maps out the various outcomes of your Mayfest. Read more »
A convincing argument to attend Syracuse before the May 1st decision deadline
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt knows how tough college decisions can be, so he’s provided you the real scoop of Syracuse University to help you make your decision. Read more »
How to pretend to understand 4/20
Follow the tips humor columnist Patty Terhune has laid out here to safely navigate 4/20. Read more »
The best spots to relieve yourself on campus
A good bathroom experience can make or break your day. Don’t make the mistake of going to the horrible bathrooms on campus — go to the great ones that are laid out in this comprehensive guide. Read more »
FYP, please take me even though I’m a senior
Patty Terhune loves FYP, especially when they sell her grilled cheese on a street corner. Read more »
No, I don’t want to sublet your crummy house
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt doesn’t need a place to live, so he isn’t going to sublet your apartment, and he’s pretty sure nobody else is either. Now, please stop aggressively pushing for it on Facebook. Read more »
Here’s how to play the SU version of Settlers of Catan
The first player to acquire 10 graduation points wins the game and gets a job as Lord of Campus. It’s an unpaid job with no benefits, but why would recent grads need anything more? Read more »
Josh Feinblatt met his hero. His name is Kent Syverud.
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt has an on again off again best friendship with Syracuse Chancellor Kent Syverud. He was recently invited over for a playdate, here’s how that went. Read more »
April Fools’ prank ideas that will blow your mind
Humor columnist Patty Terhune is not the hero that you want, but she’s the hero that The D.O. hired this semester. Read more »
